Seeing the Signs…Brash Signs!

Hey Friends!

It’s been a pretty fun week here, though very wonky. Some of our work can be confusing at times, so I made up a few signs to help my fellow coworkers make sure they’re putting the right books in the right spots. Then it hit me: I need a post about funny signs. Time to scour the interwebs and see who has made sillier signs than mine:

I’d be more terrified if I went in with a dog and got a free kid.

SERIOUSLY.

Sir Mix-a-lot probably gets books here.

Having troubles with your pages?

Or if you try to argue that Sean Connery isn’t the best Bond.

I’m starting to sense a theme here about food and drinks…

Those libraries and their sneaky french fry cameras.

This has got to be my favorite one.

 

Okay, I get it. These people REALLY don’t like food and drinks in their libraries and near computers.

Aww! Just don’t expect me to give loud patrons mouth-to-mouth.

A clear problem and a clear solution. Perfect.

Libraries don’t play.

…Batman?!?

A little overt, but reasonable.

How many kids are chewing on cords?

And what does the Brash Librarian have to say to all this?

I’m such a rebel. I also brought in an espresso, a bat, a puppy and a screaming child. I also chewed on power cables and put all my food/drinks/pets by the computer station.

Got some exciting news coming up soon! It’s all in the grand reveal…

How about you guys – got any silly/cool/wicked awesome signs you wish to share? Post them to my Facebook page for all to enjoy! Join up, we’re just a few people away from having 100 likes! Be one the Brash kids and like me on Facebook!

Until next week, kids!

Justin Brasher, Brash Librarian

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Brash Librarian Hits FLA! Again!

Good day, friends!

Yup, it’s that time of year again! Last week, I hit the Florida Library Association (FLA) conference in Orlando, and yet again had a super-rockin’ good time. If you haven’t been reading my blog for too long, you can read about my first trip to FLA here. It was so nice to see familiar faces from last year – along with meeting some new ones! I stayed with my good friend and Brash Sidekick Katy for the conference – and she brought me baked goods! AHHH! Yummy!

Reunited with my Brash Sidekick, Katy! We look like Terminators. :p

Got my super-sweet badge. That’s right, I work for UF libraries. I DO WHAT I WANT.

Opening day started off really well – one of the first people Katy and I ran into was my Marketing and Storytelling professor, Dr. Koontz! The general assembly starting the conference was quite fun! Scholarships, awards and other fun stuff kicked off the day. After that, it was non-stop fun. Seminars, workshops, roundtable discussions, exhibits, all the goodies!

Dr. K in all her FSU attire. I’m not that big, she’s just that tiny. Check out her totally awesome boots!

Around lunchtime came the FSU student mixer, where I got to make new friends – and even got recognized! We started off the mixer with introducing ourselves – when I introduced myself and where I was from, a girl nearly leapt out of her chair and exclaimed, “Oh my gosh! You’re the Brash Librarian!” and explained that we’d had a class together and she’d read my blog. If I wasn’t feeling awesome before, I sure was now. A special shout-out to my new friends Laura, Mary and Tim. Congratulations to Laura on receiving the FLA FSU Scholarship! And thanks to Mary for making my day. :)

A little hard to see, but I’m that really tall guy in the back. Oh wait, I’m almost the ONLY guy. One of the many perks of library school.

Following the mixer came an awesome tech presentation courtesy of the Orange County Library System (OCLS) based in Orlando. Some of their toys and gadgets were SO cool! Their children’s program has implemented Snap Circuits, a great new toy series that teaches children about electricity and lets them create their own devices. I got a photo or two of their snap kits:

Just snap it together and go! This example is an FM radio.

All the parts and accessories fit into these snazzy cases! I’d feel like Q handling this box. “Now pay attention, 007…”

Throughout the demonstrations, there was a little black box with blue lights making lots of whirring noises. Near the end, they revealed it to be their 3D printer! Using computer programs like Auto CAD, people can design objects and let the printer make the object. Using high heat and plastic polymer on a spool, it goes layer by layer to recreate the programmed item. For the demonstration, they printed a miniature Mayan temple. It took about 45 minutes to print, but it’s quite amazing. Take a look at that detail!

Mini temple, taken in my hand to show scale.

Look at each little step and the door way! Very precise!

Still not impressed? This chain was printed all at once. Yup, every link was printed interlocked at the same time. Simply awesome!

A 3D printer! Yes, that’s an airplane make from K’NEX next to it.

Just when I thought the presentation couldn’t get any better, Laura got up to go volunteer elsewhere without realizing her foot had fallen asleep. While she would describe it as a faceplant, I would call it more of a stumble. Of course, Laura recovered with grace in full lady-like fashion. Great recovery, Laura! If I’d done that, I would have hit the floor and taken a few little old ladies with me. Maybe even spill a coffee.

Later in the day, I hit the exhibition hall and got free goodies. Pins, comics, flash drives, pens, headphones, stickers, bookmarks and more. However, I learned my lesson that I need to go with Katy. She knows how to get ALL the secret stuff. My favorite place was the Ask A Librarian stand, where they had a cardboard superhero display. WIN! My newfound friend and Ask A Librarian buddy Jessica took my photo. How could my super nerdy, comic book-loving self pass this up?

My library needs me. Up, up, and AWAY!

Of course, I had to hit up my peeps over at the FSU library school desk.

Two my professors (Dr. Mon and Dr. Koontz) and Pam “womanning” the FSU booth in the exhibition hall. Who that lurker on the side is, I have no idea.

Later in the evening was the FSU Alum mixer, where I got to say hi to more professors and the Dean of our college; afterwards, I had the pleasure of having dinner with the Dean and a few select people to discuss how the college can better connect to their distance learners such as myself. That’s right, big wigs took the time for an intimate dinner to pick student brains so can help them feel more at home. I feel honored to go to a school that cares about their students that much.

The morning of the second day, I decided to watch the children’s performer showcase. Here, performers put on 5-10 minute demos of their acts to display their talents; library managers can hire them to perform for their summer library programs. Some highlights I took photos of:

A giant picture book that popped up and told different stories on each page! In this photo, Jack and Jill are going up the hill.

A musical duo that sings about space, dirt, animals, whatever your program calls for. Great singing voices!

This guy was my favorite! He did juggling, magic, spinning plates, all kinds of stuff! He was so entertaining, I nearly forgot to grab a photo. (Oh, and he’s got two more plates spinning out of frame. He’s GOOD.)

Mimes, puppeteers, your library can give you nearly anything for your summer programs.

This guy must be awesome at raves.

The day was filled with workshops on social media, marketing, librarianship, technology…There were plenty others, I’m only mentioning the ones I went to. There’s something for everyone!

New friends Blake and Laura set up shop and demonstrated the power and uses of Google Scholar. They were preaching to the choir, but I’ll never turn down a chance to play with an iPad.

And now for a completely unrelated shout-out! Before I left for the convention, my library friend Molly bought me a PEZ candy dispenser. I didn’t understand why until I realized that it was an Obi-wan Kenobi from Star Wars and IT. LOOKS. JUST. LIKE. ME. It’s almost spooky. Molly manages the Cedar Key Public Library, and I know their Friends of the Library (FOL) is putting on a celebration this week called “Our library is a treasure”…if their library is a treasure, then Molly is the crown jewel. A special thanks to Molly for my uncanny doppelganger candy dispenser!

IT’S UNCANNY.

That’s all I’ve got for this week. New logo ideas are coming along with some other good stuff in the pipeline. Stay tuned for next week’s post.

Stay cool, librarians!

Justin Brasher, Brash Librarian

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Library Week Double Feature: Book Sales and More Crazy Books!

Hello there!

I know, I know…Thursday studying and paper writing got the better of me and I wound up missing Thursdays Library Week posting. Never fear, all we need is a double feature to turn that frown upside down!

Firstly, time to give people what they need. I’ve had many local people ask if there is a Friends of the Library (FOL) book sale coming up. There is, indeed! The Alachua County Spring FOL book sale starts tomorrow (Saturday) the 20th and runs to the 24th of this month. FOL Book House is located downtown at 430 N. Main Street in Gainesville. To save time and trouble, their news release is as follows:

All the profits from this low-overhead volunteer effort will be used for the Alachua County Library District and community literacy projects. More than 500,000 books and other items in more than 50 categories will go on sale starting April 20. Both hardback and paperback books are available, with most priced from 25 cents to $4. The collection includes a vast array of classical and modern fiction, children’s and young adults’ books, textbooks from preschool through graduate school, large-print books, cookbooks, hobby books, audio books, music CD’s, videotapes and DVD’s, manga, comic books, magazines, framed artwork, posters, records, games and puzzles, video games, computer software and more.

ALSO: The Collector’s Corner will be open Saturday through Tuesday. This unique feature of the book sale offers special items including first editions, signed copies and rare books for purchase at fair prices. The Collector’s Corner is located in a separate area at the sale.

This only occurs only twice a year, so get in while the getting is good! Spring hours are:

Saturday, April 20, 9 am to 6 pm

Sunday, April 21, 1 to 6 pm

Monday, April 22, 12 to 7 pm

Tuesday, April 23, 12 to 7 pm – everything in the general collection is half price

Wednesday, April 24, 12 to 6 pm – everything is 10 cents

Any other details can be found here.

Now it’s time to give you what you really want…

CRAZY BOOKS!

Again, the Brash Librarian has reached into the UF archives to bring you the silliest and strangest books money can’t buy. Here we go:

Where what’s at?

Well excuse ME, Mr. Stickler.

Thanks bro, I really needed help finding that barcode.

The Redundancy Dept. of Redundancy strikes again.

Okay, this one is actually cool. The spine was ripped and revealed old pages when peeled back. Germans recycled their old/bad pages to make book spines – well done!

Unclassified information? I feel like a secret agent holding this.

Yes, that’s really the book. Don’t believe me? Look at the next one.

Told you so.

SHUT UP BOOK. YOU DON’T KNOW ME

I was really hoping this was about a county full of ninjas.

That’s really something Harvard should be bragging about…

What do you mean, “students”? Did these “students” “collect” these “papers” for a “Mr. Gosset”?

I didn’t know entire books were written on this subject.

I hope you enjoyed laughing as much as I did. This concludes National Library Week, I hope you’ve all had a pleasant time – I know I did. Now if only this semester would end, that would be lovely.

Stay Brash, crazy and support your libraries!

Justin Brasher, Brash Librarian

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National Library Week – Live Dangerously!

Sorry, sorry!

I know, it’s Midnight and I’ve been super tired. Such is the life of a graduating library genius. I’ve been working too hard and living dangerously. Speaking of which, live dangerously with a challenged book!

The American Library Association’s list of challenged books have something for everyone! (I’m personally a fan of Captain Underpants.)

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Don’t forget, Thursday (now today) is Bat Day! Thank you for reminding me, Cindy. Be sure to support Bat day with something Bat or Batman-related. I’m totally rocking a Batman shirt to work in the morning. Stay Brash and Batty,

Justin Brasher, Bat Librarian

POW! ZAP! KA-BOOM!

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National Library Week – Worker’s day!

Yup, it’s still Tuesday. Time for post two of this week!

Print your free poster!

Today is National Library Worker’s Day! NLWD is a day for library staff, users, administrators and Friends groups to recognize the valuable contributions made by all library workers. So the American Library Association and Allied Professionals Association’s NLWD page asks:

How will you celebrate
National Library Workers Day?

  • Talk about pay equity (and inequities) by using ideas from The Better Salaries and Pay Equity Toolkit
  • Submit a Star – Tell everyone what makes a library employee special by submitting your favorite worker’s name and why they are wonderful to the NLWD site.
  • How will you celebrate? – Look at our celebration ideas page for suggestions from us and other libraries.
  • And more!

    In other news…for those who saw yesterday’s blog post on Easter candy:

    I REALLY, REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM.

    Stay appreciated, chocolatey and peanut buttery!

    Justin Brasher, Brash Librarian

    (OM NOM NOM NOM)

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National Library Week! Free Stuff!

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

It’s that time of the year, and I don’t just mean Easter candy is 70% off. IT’S NATIONAL LIBRARY WEEK! To promote the awareness of this week, I will be posting stuff every day this week.

EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

Yup, you’ll hate me by Friday. Don’t worry, I’ll keep them short and sweet. I’ve already helped somebody towards getting their library card! (You’re welcome, Cassi.)

Today, I’m pushing Proquest and all their free stuff this week until the 20th which can be found below!

Complimentary Access* to Popular Research Databases and E-books

Want to see the rest of what they have? Click here!

…Still reading? Good! It’s time for the free presents!

See? Isn’t this thing awesome! And it’s free. FREEEEEE.

WTCOX is offering free “I love My Library” microfiber cloths to anyone who wants them – good for cleaning eye glasses, smart phone screens, e-readers, tablets, anything a library user may need! Visit their page here and fill out a few details. No obligations or shady stuff, get yours now!

No, really. NOW. I’m getting two, don’t judge me.

Oh, and speaking of 70% off Easter candy…

…I HAVE A PROBLEM.

Enjoy, and stay clean!

Justin Brasher, Brash Librarian

(OM NOM NOM NOM…Reese’s.)

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